[Anonymous]

@ Moderator

After looking at those posts, I suspect there was another individual who left the site, who now is called “anonymous” which makes it look possible that it was me, the original Westley from a couple months or so ago.

Not sure whether or not I could be labeled just Westley and all my old posts acknowledged to me? If it’s a lot of work do not bother – please – we all have limited time.

[Anonymous]

@Aster

A cute dog would work better to telepathically communicate with a potential man who wants you. Most guys love dogs.))

[Anonymous]

All of the original “anonymous” posts were made by me, except for the last four where someone was impersonation me? Rather strange to say the least. Perhaps this site needs a neutral Moderator?

Either way, good luck to you Aster.

[Hunter]

I would imagine it is much easier to find a husband than a wife, maybe I should try “telepathically telling squirrels to find me one” wife, seems as good a method as ‘online dating’ lol

[Aster]

My current method is telepathically telling squirrels to find me one 🐿️

[Anonymous]

Try smiling and waving. If that doesn’t cut it, try walking up and saying hello. If you have a treat or a drink to offer, that will boost the efficacy by 100%

[Aster]

@Ted I have no good comeback at the moment unfortunately. Well, I did, but it’s only funny to me unfortunately 😢 I’ll just keep it between me and Gu-odd.

[Ted]

@Aster
Gawd: I’d imagine “Gu – odd”, sort of getting a “wah” noise at the transition.

What’s my actual age if not 37? (pic is from age 33) ((Road debris powers late teens))

• This reply was modified 11 months, 3 weeks ago by Ted.

[Anonymous]

Ok. I can do it.

[Aster]

I love the XXXL suit idea.

Okay, if you can do that, I’ll go out with you.

[Anonymous]

Oh man there’s some heavy duty pagan stuff in here!! What are you guys thinking?? If you’re all talking about your ancestors, they would not be too pleased!!

[Anonymous]

Hello m’lady. I agree online dating sucks. We can discuss the peril of online dating on a date perhaps? I’ll bring my fiat car, my fedora and my best XXXL dress suit! What do ya say??

[Aster]

@Ted
I hear you. I don’t believe in god, I believe in Gawd, as I’m from the South. You’ll never understand. Although if you can pronounce that you can be an honorary Southern.

Hmm, that’s not your age on your profile 🧐. This is a no-bamboozling zone here.

—

Also, everyone brings up good points. I like conscious subconscious reprogramming. And I think of the power of spells as referring to the power of words and language, and belief.

[Erika]

Venerating your ancestors will help.

[Ted]

@Aster
I thought Chocolate Cheese was just a recurring gag commercial on the Rugrats cartoon show.
https://inv.us.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=N8ZM0-TAd1c

As for spirituality and the supernatural, I’ve spent enough time studying religions, social engineering, wokism, pop-psychology, and a certain genocidal supremacist ethnocult to understand some of the mechanics behind belief systems. While my interest is usually in countering these things, learning about them provides a foundation for crafting a ritual.

However, I have engaged in self-crafted superstition before. I carved an idol from a log on a whim, guided by impulse and barely curated subconscious, and afterwards felt a transcendent aura emanate from the thick stick in my hand (the carving, that is). I also got myself half-believing a collection of knocked-off road marker bumps and reflectors, imbued with the energy of thousands of vehicles running on dinosaur souls, could grant me super powers. The reflectors were different powers, which needed the marker bumps to power them up. The large diameter marker bump could transmit the powers of an arranged collection 1.5^X blocks away, where X is the number of large diameter markers, so like a lich phylactery, I didn’t have to risk losing a collection carried on my person (incase a supernatural battle should erupt). Also, when I was a little kid, and in a risky situation, I asked god to help prepare me for what was coming, and I really felt like I’d been granted additional sturdiness from an external source. The point is, while I don’t believe, I think I know what believing feels like.

[Anonymous]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7L0Bsu0Jg

[Anonymous]

@Aster this is from Self Realization Fellowship

“Paramahansaji said: “Affirmations are superior to the customary form of prayer. They remind the soul of what it already has; and of what it has temporarily lost because of forgetfulness. Affirmations are statements of all-powerful truth, and are far different from begging prayers. Beggars seldom get what they want from the Father. But he who has reformed himself, through God-communion, acts in a new awareness as a ‘son of God’; by means of affirmations, he can apply universal laws of creative vibration to acquire anything he seeks.”

The power behind affirmations comes, Paramahansaji stated, from the truth that each of us — no matter how isolated we may feel or perceive ourselves to be — in reality possesses an “inseverable unity with God.”

Through affirmations we can experience that unity more and more, as we gradually come in contact with superconsciousness — the intuitive, ever-blissful consciousness of the soul — and manifest that divine awareness and assurance in our life.

We hope you can put the following wisdom from Paramahansaji found below, and on our “Science of Affirmation” page into practice to do just that.
From the talks and writings of Paramahansa Yogananda:

“As the perfect thoughts of God have created the cosmos and keep it in balance and rhythm, so the right thoughts of His children, when expressed in rightly uttered words, or affirmations, set up corresponding rhythmic, etheric vibrations in the cosmos and in the individual who utters them. These creative vibrations, in turn, harmonize all circumstances and activate the forces necessary to bring into manifestation the desired result.”

Just as Buddhism is Science based, so are the teachings of SRF. The “source” is the one, who with conscious thought created everything out of Love.

https://yogananda.org/

[Anonymous]

@Aster Subconscious reprogramming works for many people and has been life changing for the better for many who have done so. Sometimes all you have to do is shift internally and the external will follow suit. However, I believe you have to do what works best for you. Scrap this if it doesn’t. If it does, there’s a plethora of educational material on the subject and you are more than welcome to message me if you feel inclined to. This is not magic, but could be looked at this way. Whatever you choose,I wish you the best on your path.

[Tony]

I would say that you pray. No more powerfully manifesting thing to do than that. This is my personal experience ofc. Give your whole self to Christ as he did for you, he wont let you down. You are here for a reason and he wants you to be that person that you desire to be in your heart.

You can always try this if you’d like:

https://archive.org/details/TheGreekMagicalPapyriInTranslation

God bless you. Bon courage.

[Anonymous]

8 minutes to your Soul Mate! ))

[Anonymous]

Yes, reprogram your mind and believe in yourself!

This looks promising!

[Aster]

That picture should have said “chocolate cheese” would fascinate a woman. Chocolate cheese fudge, or something like that. It’s wonderful. I mean, it’s going to be fascinating if you’ve never had it before.

[Aster]

@Ted I appreciate your efforts. But you’re biased against spells! I thought you weren’t exactly into spirituality. …Or the paranormal?

[Ted]

I failed to check the second page of thread replies.

Honestly, if a date started out with the woman offering me a good piece of cheese, that would considerably boost my interest.

[Ted]

If a pre-made spell isn’t available, why don’t we engineer one?
What are the qualifications of the people that make magic rituals anyways?
Let’s try to make a husband-finding spell from first-principles.

Aspect 1) Pair it with actual husband finding activity.
The execution of the spell can provide a psychological boost to the user, that psychological boost could improve performance on a date or give encouragement to spend more time on husband-finding activities. So, we should frame our spell as improving the effectiveness of known date-finding methods. That way, mechanisms that actually find husbands are involved.

Aspect 2) The user needs to be able to put their faith in the spell.
Somebody who’s seeking a magic spell already wants it to work, but if it loses credibility, they’ll stop using it. So, the spell shouldn’t make hard guarantees that are easily falsifiable. As a corollary, there should be some language suggesting that the rituals can stack, that is to say, keep doing it, and it will work better. This gets the user to do more of whatever our actual date-finding mechanism is, but they have to believe that doing the ritual helps more than just doing those activities.

Aspect 3) Involve a sacrifice.
People will tend to value something in relation to what they gave up to obtain it. If the Husband finding spell involved smashing an iPhone, anyone that did the ritual would have high expectations that they would receive magic help consummate to the value of an iPhone. So, we should probably dial down expectations, and keep the sacrifice value levels affordable enough to promote repetition. Maybe a food item? Like they have to throw a tomato or eggs at a tree or something? It would be handy if the sacrifice were biodegradable.

Aspect 4) Ritual credibility.
The magic ritual has to SEEM like a magic ritual to get that sweet placebo boost. What does a legit magic ritual look like? As a Westerner raised on western entertainment, I think we’re looking at geometric shapes, numerology, candles or other open flames, spilled blood, drugs, chanting, wearing hoods, rhyming incantations, expressly stated symbology during the ritual “this sheep’s severed head is a symbol of death to the meek”, being super particular about the order of operations, doing the spell at a time of day that’s supposed to mean something “We do this at 3:22AM because of some Greek mystery cult leader from 322 BC”, etc. None of these are strictly needed, but the user has to be able to believe they’re possibly messing with forces beyond comprehension, and playing to their expectations of magic will help that.

Picking themes)
This is about a search for love and family. That could be framed optimistically “Yay! Let’s go find love!”. That could be framed pessimistically “Oh Shit! I’m getting old and losing dating value!”. While fear of loss is often more motivating than potential for gain, my instinct is telling me to go optimistic on this one. We want to increase energy to get them doing some activity to find dates.

Ritual elements that pair with an optimistic outlook:
Done during daylight hours.
Done outside.
Rhyming lines asking for help finding a husband, have some lines that help visualize being happy with the husband in the future.
We are asking (something) for help finding a husband, so naturally we feel like we should give in exchange for that help.
What is (something) and what does it want? It could be a love god/goddess. Aphrodite was an ancient Greek love goddess.

I found this article on praying to Aphrodite:https://mythologysource.com/how-to-pray-to-aphrodite/
Based on common sacrifices of pigs, thigh meat, and burning the offerings, I’m thinking we go with burnt bacon and a chicken thigh. So, go outside, build a little pyre of sticks in a burn pit, and put 3 strips of bacon in a triangle, and a chicken thigh in the center. One bacon strip is you. One bacon strip is your future husband. One bacon strip is your future first child. The chicken thigh is the happy life all three share together. In place of a statue, print out a picture of Aphrodite, and tape it to a stand, so you can impel her to super-charge your dating efforts. The burning meat smoke means the goddess is receiving your sacrifice. Even if you make really small kindling and use lighter fluid, the burning will take a few minutes, so use your cell phone to play a song about looking for love out loud (no headphones or earbuds) while you’re waiting for the smoke.

[Aster]

I’m kind of wanting cheese now. I haven’t bought cheese in months. Who will do the honors of fascinating me with a piece of chreese 😏

Oh, it looks like my picture isn’t working anymore. Well, nevermind.

[AeonKnight]

I’m always for flaunting lactose tolerance. Browns BTFO.

[Aster]

Oh God, I’m sorry to everone who’s embarrassed by this thread

[Aster]

Ahh… I’ll make sure to keep cheese in my backpack. Thanks. And tater tots in my pocket.

[AeonKnight]

@Aster

It should be possible to ensnare any man with the RIGHT cheese. And by “cheese”, I actually mean cheese.

[Leo]

“You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.”

@Aster Lol, that great wisdom belongs in a fortune cookie.

[Tradiman]

Good sense of humor.
If you were serious I’d say Careful with spells though. 😉

Online “dating” is definitely not natural.
Come to think of it neither is dating. 🤔
Courting, and dating are total opposites.

People used to write letters as form of courtship to really getting to know one another as focus was upon each other. Compared to dating which actually puts focus on whether suitor could be entertaining rather than engaging.

[Aster]

Please excuse my jokes. It’s hard to be serious on here!

[Aster]

Maybe not a button, more like a text link

[Aster]

I still maintain that there should be an “Invite to tea time” button on everyone’s profile here. I think that might help. Just my opinion.

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone

[Anonymous]

I think you offered the best suggestion yourself: face to face conversations. I usually offer an initial face to face 15 minute video call just to say hello and make a friend. Unfortunately, that’s not yet been accepted.

[Aster]

(joke)

[Aster]

Than*

[Aster]

I’m more of a meditator kind of person, not a mediator kind of person 😊 friggin autocorrect

[Aster]

By the way, I’ll stop looking at this thread. I just would rather talk to people one on one. I don’t know what good will come out of this thread

[Aster]

Giveaways

[Aster]

I wouldn’t say a -5, unless it’s a definite “no” for them, but online dating isn’t that natural, and making a dating profile to attract someone doesn’t come naturally. Try to make an impression with your profile as if you were meeting a girl for the first time in person, and all she notices are your looks/expression and personality give-a-ways. Hard to do that, huh. I’m just making the point that, of course, in person and online are very different ways of connecting.

[Hunter]

Magic Ritual:
1)Sign up for dating websites
2)Like this one…
3)Actually message people and carry the conversation
4)Share photos
5)Meet up and do fun (or serious if you’re into that) stuff
6)Get married
7)Make baby
Being realistic, these days, 7 usually comes before 6. Personally, I’ve done 1-3 more times than I can count, and I haven’t left a woman hanging in terms of replies, yet haven’t managed to get to #4. Online dating seems to be a lost cause for most men, but women have no shortage of interest. Unfortunately, most women automatically seem to give any men they ‘meet’ online an automatic -5 on the 10 point attractiveness scale. Just some thoughts.

[VermiisMortuor]

Perhaps someone knows of some (((kabbalistic/masonic))) incantation charm which might result in the presence of some intelligent and aware as well as attractive women of true substantive emotional, spiritual, moral, and intellectual depths on this site; women possessing depths of complexities that are far removed from established thought form prison boxes and controlled opposition fake and false dialectic generated establishment mainstream/establishment as well as alleged “alt” and fake and false controlled “conspiracy” pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-scientific, fraud academic, fraud corrupted contrived and (((controlled))) spiritual and theological, poison baneful mass news/information/educational and idolatrous popular entertainment culture seduction, pandering, and addiction idolatry predicated paradigms. I have seen zero females as of yet on this site which remotely fit this description.

[Aster]

…or the cheese feds

[Aster]

Haha. I could say something else cheesy, but I’ll stop. Don’t want the cheese cops called on here.

[Peredvizhniki]

Place a penny in a cup
Read aloud from the Koran
Open the windows
Tie a red ribbon to your wrist
Orate
Nash your teeth
Make the sign of the cross
Act on acrostics
Imbibe wine
Leap up and down

That should do it.

[Aster]

Thank you for your contributions. I was just making a non-serious funny post. Best of luck to everyone!

[John 1982]

Maybe be the women your husband wants in his life? In today’s degenerate world both sides are skeptical to any type of partner so stand out from the sheep’s in a positive way is always very attractive.

[Anonymous]

Try going to church?

[Aster]

Does anyone know of a magical ritual that would somehow get my future husband in my life?

I found this, but it doesn’t work for my use case.

[Author]

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