Something slow and serious

I have very strict criteria. She has to be White. I’d prefer Northwest European but it’s not a deal-breaker. She has to be between 5’2 and 5’10. I’d prefer someone younger than me (I’m 22). She has to be a Christian and by Christian, I mean one of the big three (Catholic, Protestant, or Orthodox). She has to be skinny, I’m not marrying a manatee. She has to be a Traditionalist and a Nativist (obviously). If she got the COVID vaccine, red flag. If she says she’s spiritual but not religious, red flag. If she has weird dyed hair, red flag. She has to like dogs. If she has a nose ring or boob ring or belly button ring, red flag. She has to like agriculture. Chickens, gardening, farming, the whole bit. She has to tolerate loud roosters. She has to have a womanly job such as a nurse, school teacher, etc. She can’t have a lot of plastic surgery, I’m not marrying an alien. If she worships celebrities, red flag. She can’t have previously been married. She can’t have had any kids. In a perfect world, she’d have to be a virgin but I’m practical. The only place left in the world where you can find abundant women like this is in Bariloche Argentina.

I love history. My shelves are stacked with history books. It’s how I developed my political beliefs. The French Revolution was unforgivable, the Middle Ages were the greatest times of mankind, the Crusades were Christianity’s greatest moment other than the Resurrection. I also love chickens. I have 4 roosters and 13 hens. One of my hens just had three babies so, 20 chickens altogether.